Biggs is on a very strict diet, but he has been known to eat paper and napkins if one is not attentive. Well, now he is into more expensive paper -- dollar bills!
Biggs ate $42 dollars worth.
I'm hoping the Federal Reserve will give me back the money. If not,
Biggs is going to have to start looking for a part-time job to pay me back.
The evidence
The unrepentive culprit
Woe is me.
